My parents weren't French.
I am.
They were Canadian.
I wasn't.
I have a Canadian surname.
They do too.
I learned French in high school.
They didn't.
I have a fedora.
I don't know if they do.
I don't use Macs.
I wouldn't know about them.
I eat all your sandwiches! I eat 'em up!
That was unrelated.
I shall end this in a quote, but French.
Un homme a toujours deux raisons pour faire quelque chose: une bonne raison et la vraie raison.